isobelstevenz:

get to know me meme: (5/5) male characters - jim halpert

imagine going back and watching a tape of your life. you could see yourself change and make mistakes and grow up. you could watch yourself fall in love. watch yourself become a husband. become a father. you guys gave that to me and that’s an amazing gift.

jobhaver:

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you